Xaearth
05-06-2008, 08:09 AM
Ok, so I was bored, getting ticked at Turbine as usually, when I happened to be inspired by my avatar. So how would Minsc deal with the DDO forums?
Disclaimer: The following is a massive criticque of Turbine's stupidity, favoritism, and all around PITA-ness. If you love Turbine, you should not read furth... wait... wth are you doing on these forums anyways :rolleyes:?
Disclaimer2: This might not be suitable for young audiences, people drinking a sticky beverage with a tendency of squirting it out of their nose or mouth onto their keyboard and/or screen, or people that like Turbine.
Wh33lz: I wun give QnT n all da devs a big jello bath and luv dem forevvvvers.
Minsc: Squeaky wheel gets the kick!
Quarion: You mentioned a derivative of another user's name in your post, and you aren't on my suck up list, so I'm afraid I'll have to give you an infraction point.
Minsc: You point? I punch.
Quarion: I believe you directly threatened an employee of Turbine, I'm afraid you've just recieved another 2 points.
Minsc: Dance on your board while you can Evil, I won't be as gentle!
Tolero: *Throws butterflies and pulls Q by the ear off to some other thread*
Minsc: Go for the flies Boo, go for the flies!
Tolero (enraged at a Giant Miniature Space Hamster attacking her butterflies): That's it! *Sprays an aphrodesiac that only attracts giant globs of jello*
Minsc: My hamster does not like your tone, away with ye.
[In the meantime]
Fanboi000000001: Gtfo you noob Turbine hater, go play WOW or **** a hobbit or something!
Minsc: A den of steeeeeenking evil. Cover your nose Boo! We will leave no crevice untouched!
PervyJerky69: Heeeeheeee, he said CREVICE! STEEEEEENKING CREVICE!
Minsc: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, watch it! I'm huge.
PervyJerky69: Heeeeeheeeeeheeee! He said he's HUGE! HUGE! HUUUUUGEEEE!
Minsc: Yes Boo, I agree. This group could do with a swift kick in the morals.
RandomD00d: stfu pervy, what are you, like, 5?
Minsc: I trust those who prey on children no farther than they can be thrown, even if I manage to throw them pretty far!
RandomD00d: why dont you stfu too. wtf are you doing here anyways? noone likes yoo.
Minsc: Sites always teem with evil and decay. Let's give it a good shake and see what falls out!
PervyJerky69: LoLoLoLoLoL! He said give it a SHAKE! A SHAKE! HE WANTS YOU TO GIVE IT A SHAKE!
Gelatinous Cube: Minsc, you are clearly violating rules A1, B5, N39, and C4 of the Treaty of Kiss-Assiness and the ban of any forum interaction that does not result in either touchy-feely behavior or forum trolling. This is your final warning, I have edited several of your posts, and if this continues further action will take place. [slurp munch burp toot]
Fanboi000000001: PWNT!
Minsc: Butt-kicking for goodness!
Quarion: Mentioning someone's posterior is against the forum guidelines, you have received another infraction point. On behalf of the community, quit now, because you fail at sucking up, and it will save us the trouble of banning you as well as anyone else who has looked at you within the past 3 weeks without a glare of contempt.
IGoUnderDevRadar: Dude Q, dat's harsh. You been spending too much time with the jello and the kobold.
MeToo: Yeah man, lighten up.
Quarion: You have both received infraction points for discussing moderation of the forums which is a clear violation of our CoC,k indly refrain from taking stances against the community reps in the future.
Minsc: Take heart fellow adventurers, for you have curried the favor of Boo, the only miniature giant space hamster in the Realm. My friend and companion ever since my h...h...head wound, he will lead us to victory!
Fanboi000000001: WTF!?! FORGOTTEN REALMS SUCKS!!!! OMFG YOU STUPID NOOB!
Minsc: These points will not hold my wrath. Minsc will be free! Butts shall be liberally kicked in good measure.
Gelatinous Cube: You have violated the rule against saying butt too many times. Enjoy your ban. Turbine would like to officially thank Fanboi000000001, PervyJerky69, and RandomD00d for their support on the matter. Furthermore, we want to stress that behavior represented by IGoUnderDevRadar and MeToo is frowned upon here. That is all.
Note: Yes, all phrases by Minsc are mildly tweaked quotes. Hope you enjoyed this episode of Minsc v Deeeedeeeedoh ;).
PS: Oddly enough, I've yet to get myself banned from DDO forums... :eek:
Disclaimer: The following is a massive criticque of Turbine's stupidity, favoritism, and all around PITA-ness. If you love Turbine, you should not read furth... wait... wth are you doing on these forums anyways :rolleyes:?
Disclaimer2: This might not be suitable for young audiences, people drinking a sticky beverage with a tendency of squirting it out of their nose or mouth onto their keyboard and/or screen, or people that like Turbine.
Wh33lz: I wun give QnT n all da devs a big jello bath and luv dem forevvvvers.
Minsc: Squeaky wheel gets the kick!
Quarion: You mentioned a derivative of another user's name in your post, and you aren't on my suck up list, so I'm afraid I'll have to give you an infraction point.
Minsc: You point? I punch.
Quarion: I believe you directly threatened an employee of Turbine, I'm afraid you've just recieved another 2 points.
Minsc: Dance on your board while you can Evil, I won't be as gentle!
Tolero: *Throws butterflies and pulls Q by the ear off to some other thread*
Minsc: Go for the flies Boo, go for the flies!
Tolero (enraged at a Giant Miniature Space Hamster attacking her butterflies): That's it! *Sprays an aphrodesiac that only attracts giant globs of jello*
Minsc: My hamster does not like your tone, away with ye.
[In the meantime]
Fanboi000000001: Gtfo you noob Turbine hater, go play WOW or **** a hobbit or something!
Minsc: A den of steeeeeenking evil. Cover your nose Boo! We will leave no crevice untouched!
PervyJerky69: Heeeeheeee, he said CREVICE! STEEEEEENKING CREVICE!
Minsc: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, watch it! I'm huge.
PervyJerky69: Heeeeeheeeeeheeee! He said he's HUGE! HUGE! HUUUUUGEEEE!
Minsc: Yes Boo, I agree. This group could do with a swift kick in the morals.
RandomD00d: stfu pervy, what are you, like, 5?
Minsc: I trust those who prey on children no farther than they can be thrown, even if I manage to throw them pretty far!
RandomD00d: why dont you stfu too. wtf are you doing here anyways? noone likes yoo.
Minsc: Sites always teem with evil and decay. Let's give it a good shake and see what falls out!
PervyJerky69: LoLoLoLoLoL! He said give it a SHAKE! A SHAKE! HE WANTS YOU TO GIVE IT A SHAKE!
Gelatinous Cube: Minsc, you are clearly violating rules A1, B5, N39, and C4 of the Treaty of Kiss-Assiness and the ban of any forum interaction that does not result in either touchy-feely behavior or forum trolling. This is your final warning, I have edited several of your posts, and if this continues further action will take place. [slurp munch burp toot]
Fanboi000000001: PWNT!
Minsc: Butt-kicking for goodness!
Quarion: Mentioning someone's posterior is against the forum guidelines, you have received another infraction point. On behalf of the community, quit now, because you fail at sucking up, and it will save us the trouble of banning you as well as anyone else who has looked at you within the past 3 weeks without a glare of contempt.
IGoUnderDevRadar: Dude Q, dat's harsh. You been spending too much time with the jello and the kobold.
MeToo: Yeah man, lighten up.
Quarion: You have both received infraction points for discussing moderation of the forums which is a clear violation of our CoC,k indly refrain from taking stances against the community reps in the future.
Minsc: Take heart fellow adventurers, for you have curried the favor of Boo, the only miniature giant space hamster in the Realm. My friend and companion ever since my h...h...head wound, he will lead us to victory!
Fanboi000000001: WTF!?! FORGOTTEN REALMS SUCKS!!!! OMFG YOU STUPID NOOB!
Minsc: These points will not hold my wrath. Minsc will be free! Butts shall be liberally kicked in good measure.
Gelatinous Cube: You have violated the rule against saying butt too many times. Enjoy your ban. Turbine would like to officially thank Fanboi000000001, PervyJerky69, and RandomD00d for their support on the matter. Furthermore, we want to stress that behavior represented by IGoUnderDevRadar and MeToo is frowned upon here. That is all.
Note: Yes, all phrases by Minsc are mildly tweaked quotes. Hope you enjoyed this episode of Minsc v Deeeedeeeedoh ;).
PS: Oddly enough, I've yet to get myself banned from DDO forums... :eek: